times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Mother fucker, unless your name is destiny or some shit, they have every god damn name I’ve ever heard on them.

noobtheloser:

If you have no idea what this is or why I’m doing it, click this link.

I raised the price for these to $5 and people kept donating. Consequently, I have over 100 of these to do, I think. I suspect that this is not because you guys especially enjoy this series, but moreso because you are pleased to have a way to support my cartooning exploits in general. To this end, I’m going to go ahead and ask you all to stop donating for this, because it’s just going to get darker and darker and no one wants that.

Within the next couple weeks I will be officially launching my Patreon, which will support my Behind-the-GIFs, Murder Brothers, and other exciting projects I want to work on that aren’t a horrible murder story about a cow. If you want to support me, that’s going to be the way to do it! (also eventually merchandise) I’ll keep you posted, and I cannot say it enough, thank you for the overwhelming support for this incredibly stupid idea I had. 

noobtheloser:

I’m sorry, everyone. I’m so sorry. I don’t know what’s happening. I’m just trying to draw cute animals for everybody and I keep just entering some kind of trance, and then when I come out of it there’s an ever-evolving crime drama involving cows and birds. Will Todd ever be brought to justice?!

I still have a lot of these to do because you guys are incredibly generous, so I’m going to announce the official cut-off of $1 panels. We’re going to end up with about 90 of these. I’ll add more on top of that for $5 if for some reason anyone is enjoying this. If so, here’s the donation link.

Here’s why I’m doing this, and here’s part 1 and part 2 for confused people. To everyone who hates this, I promise more Behind-the-GIFs and Murder Brothers soon. 

noobtheloser:

I had one job. ONE JOB, DAMN IT.

I don’t know what happened. Somewhere I got lost. There are still many more to go, and I have lost sight of the goal. 

If you want to keep whatever the hell this is turning into going and get your own panel, donate $1 to the burrito fund. Was this about burritos? I can’t remember anymore. 

I’m scared, Nina. 

simsfaq:

Because you’re a passionate The Sims 2 player, we’re making The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection available free of charge to download to your Origin library. To add the game, just follow these steps:

  1. Start by downloading and installing Origin. If you already have Origin you can skip…

Well, if anything will make me want an EA Origin account it would be that.

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

kickstarter:

Broken Age is beautiful.

And still not finished

starcatcherpone said: Also you’re not in school anymore.

I’m in college.

I have a lot of nightmares about school and deadlines

A lot of times I can’t even remember the dream, but I wake up with the stress of looming deadlines, only to shake my head and go “It’s summer”

blish-block:

thespectacularspider-girl:

blish-block:

stay-in-reality-liberals:

durkin62:

theultraintrovert:

durkin62:

fandomsandfeminism:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

… with different degrees of struggles that we’re implemented by the pale skin via conquests using weapons such as warfare, religion indoctrination, and oppression. And then after pale skin set systems like this into our society, they go around and say things like “We are all human” and confuse “racism” with “prejudice” so that they can keep the system the same way for many years to come.

Shots fired.

More like you morons completely forget your ancestors did the same damn shit and then try to change the definition of words to exempt yourself from criticism. 

Yes because PoC have set up a system where People of Color have ~poc privilege~, don’t confuse “racism” and “prejudice”.

Actually yes they have. 
Racism against whites article. 
Study on anti-white attitudes. 
White kid driven to suicide by Asian gang.
Murdered for supporting Obama while being white.
Raped and stoned to death for being white.
Raped and murdered for being white.
Teenager killed for being white.
Mobs of black criminals attack white neighborhoods nationwide. 
4 month crime wave justifies by venting against whites.
Anglophobia.
Genocide of whites.
Another white genocide.
Rape Jihads
The knoxville horror.
No go zones for non Muslims.
Pearcy Massacre.
Whichita Massacre.
White girl turned into Kabobs.
Being too white.
The zebra killings.
List of black on white crimes.
Racial fueled crime statistics.
Misclassifying murderers as white.
Mayans and Aztecs weren’t carving people’s hearts outs of their chests for the gods.
The Mongols killing at least 30,000,000 people?
Along with Mao and his death toll
Armenian genocide at the hands of the Turkish?
Japanese Empire raping, killing, and looting all over the Pacific? 
Native Americans being tribes of warrior societies who constantly fought each other? 
Iroquois tribes being imperialistic land grabbing machines of brutality? 
Yuan-Ming dynasty transition? 
Qing conquering of the Ming dynasty?
Taiping Rebellion? 
An Lushan Rebellion? .
Congo wars? 
Somalian Civil War? 
Nigerian Civil War?
Rwanda? 
Nairobi Mall attack? 
Cambodian Genocide? 
Benghali Genocide? 
Arab Empire:Turkish Empire:Mongol Empire:Hunnic Empire:Japanese Empire:Persian Empire:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Africa
Don’t forget that other countries besides America exist, and damn sure don’t change the definition of fucking words, you dumb cunt. 

Well look at that.

The weirdest thing about all of this stuff is they seem to think prejudice is fine. Diet racism. Racism lite. Skim racism.

This is how racist Tumblr is.
Not only do they have such an Americanized view of history and the world but they apply it to everything, where the world thing ever in the world was the white people claiming First Nation’s land and enslaving Africans (and yes, those are awful things, but other nations have done similar).
Not only that, they act like if you aren’t white, you were fucking helpless little lambs for all of history, incapable of evil, brutality or violence.  They’re treating entire ethnic groups like children, free of responsibility because of their skin color.  Only white people are apparently ‘worthy’ enough respect to be judged by their actions.

No they don’t. Nobody on tumblr judges anyone by their actions. They judge them by the actions of their race/gender/sex/religion blablabla. This goes for both sjw dumbasses and right wing/conservative bloggers

blish-block:

thespectacularspider-girl:

blish-block:

stay-in-reality-liberals:

durkin62:

theultraintrovert:

durkin62:

fandomsandfeminism:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

… with different degrees of struggles that we’re implemented by the pale skin via conquests using weapons such as warfare, religion indoctrination, and oppression. And then after pale skin set systems like this into our society, they go around and say things like “We are all human” and confuse “racism” with “prejudice” so that they can keep the system the same way for many years to come.

Shots fired.

More like you morons completely forget your ancestors did the same damn shit and then try to change the definition of words to exempt yourself from criticism. 

Yes because PoC have set up a system where People of Color have ~poc privilege~, don’t confuse “racism” and “prejudice”.

Actually yes they have. 

Racism against whites article. 

Study on anti-white attitudes. 

White kid driven to suicide by Asian gang.

Murdered for supporting Obama while being white.

Raped and stoned to death for being white.

Raped and murdered for being white.

Teenager killed for being white.

Mobs of black criminals attack white neighborhoods nationwide. 

4 month crime wave justifies by venting against whites.

Anglophobia.

Genocide of whites.

Another white genocide.

Rape Jihads

The knoxville horror.

No go zones for non Muslims.

Pearcy Massacre.

Whichita Massacre.

White girl turned into Kabobs.

Being too white.

The zebra killings.

List of black on white crimes.

Racial fueled crime statistics.

Misclassifying murderers as white.

Mayans and Aztecs weren’t carving people’s hearts outs of their chests for the gods.

The Mongols killing at least 30,000,000 people?

Along with Mao and his death toll

Armenian genocide at the hands of the Turkish?

Japanese Empire raping, killing, and looting all over the Pacific? 

Native Americans being tribes of warrior societies who constantly fought each other? 

Iroquois tribes being imperialistic land grabbing machines of brutality? 

Yuan-Ming dynasty transition? 

Qing conquering of the Ming dynasty?

Taiping Rebellion? 

An Lushan Rebellion? .

Congo wars? 

Somalian Civil War? 

Nigerian Civil War?

Rwanda? 

Nairobi Mall attack? 

Cambodian Genocide? 

Benghali Genocide? 

Arab Empire:
Map of expansion of Caliphate.svg

Turkish Empire:


Mongol Empire:


Hunnic Empire:


Japanese Empire:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Japanese_Empire_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg/200px-Japanese_Empire_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg.png

Persian Empire:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/The_Achaemenid_Empire_under_Darius_the_Great%21.jpg/320px-The_Achaemenid_Empire_under_Darius_the_Great%21.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Africa

Don’t forget that other countries besides America exist, and damn sure don’t change the definition of fucking words, you dumb cunt. 

Well look at that.

The weirdest thing about all of this stuff is they seem to think prejudice is fine. Diet racism. Racism lite. Skim racism.

This is how racist Tumblr is.

Not only do they have such an Americanized view of history and the world but they apply it to everything, where the world thing ever in the world was the white people claiming First Nation’s land and enslaving Africans (and yes, those are awful things, but other nations have done similar).

Not only that, they act like if you aren’t white, you were fucking helpless little lambs for all of history, incapable of evil, brutality or violence.  They’re treating entire ethnic groups like children, free of responsibility because of their skin color.  Only white people are apparently ‘worthy’ enough respect to be judged by their actions.

No they don’t. Nobody on tumblr judges anyone by their actions. They judge them by the actions of their race/gender/sex/religion blablabla. This goes for both sjw dumbasses and right wing/conservative bloggers